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Weekly Telegram 20 - Energy Savings

In this week's Weekly Telegram, Will Roberts unveils his own plan to turn all this year's political hot air into energy savings.

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Show 1204: Weekly Telegram 20 - Energy Savings

Air date: January 22, 2012

 

Transcript

ROB MCCLENDON:  FINALLY TODAY IN OUR WEEKLY TELEGRAM WILL ROBERTS UNVEILS HIS OWN PLAN TO TURN ALL THIS YEAR’S POLITICAL HOT AIR, INTO ENERGY SAVINGS!

WILL ROBERTS:  WELL SEEING THAT IT’S ELECTION SEASON, WHICH SEEMS TO BE ALL THE TIME NOWADAYS, THE QUEST FOR ENERGY SEEMS TO BE, WELL ONE OF THE TOP THINGS THAT POLITICIANS ARE TALKING ABOUT; AND PROMISING.

MALE VOICE:  OH I PROMISE I, I PROMISE.

WILL:  AND US VOTERS ARE TRYING TO MUSTER UP THE ENERGY TO PUT UP WITH ALL THE TRASH TALKING THAT THESE POLITICIANS ARE DOING.  SO, I DECIDED TO PUT FORWARD A PLAN, AND I’M GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU RIGHT AWAY; SO THAT WAY I’M NOT WASTING YOUR TIME.

MALE VOICE:  TIME IS MONEY.

WILL:  NOW I SAY THAT EVERY TIME A POLITICIAN DOESN’T STICK TO THE PLAN ABOUT GETTING US ON THE RIGHT TRACK AGAIN, AND THEY SAY SOMETHING DIRTY ABOUT ANOTHER POLITICIAN, WELL, THEY HAVE TO PUT A DOLLAR IN THE BANK.  NOT THE PEOPLE BANK; THE PIGGY BANK.

BY THE WAY, WE WENT WITH A PIG BECAUSE AT THIS PARTICULAR TIME, NO POLITICAL PARTY HAS CLAIMED IT; YET!

MALE VOICE:  WE CLAIM THE PIG.

WILL:  NOW, AT THE END OF THE ELECTIONS WE’LL TAKE ALL THESE PIGGY BANKS, COLLECT THE MONEY, AND USE IT TO RESEARCH SENSIBLE ENERGY POLICIES.

BUT IF IT SMOKES, WELL, WE’LL PUT IT OUT; IF IT LEAKS, WE’LLPLUG IT.  WE WANT NOTHIN’ THAT LEAVES US DIRTIER THAN WHEN WE STARTED.

[SHIP HORN]

MAYBE THE FIRST PLACE WE COULD LOOK IS WASHINGTON, DC; THERE’S AN AWFUL LOT OF HOT AIR COMING FROM THOSE POLITICIANS.  WE COULD USE IT TO DRY OUR HAIR AND DRY OUR CLOTHES; PUT A LITTLE AIR IN BALLOONS, YOU KNOW, TRAVEL AROUND WITH THAT.  THAT CERTAINLY WOULD TAKE CARE OF THOSE BRIDGES THAT ARE FALLING APART, NOW WOULDN’T IT?

[TIRES SCREECHING]

ONLY PROBLEM IS IS THAT, WELL, RESEARCH HAS SHOWN THAT EVEN THOUGH THOSE POLITICIANS ARE PRODUCING ALL THAT HOT AIR, THAT DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN THEY’RE WORKING, NOW DOES IT?  BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD; I’M WILL ROBERTS AND THIS IS YOUR WEEKLY TELEGRAM.

ROB:  AND YOU CAN SEE MORE OF WILL’S TAKE ON THE WORLD ONLINE, JUST HEAD TO OUR WEBSITE AT OK HORIZON DOT COM, WHERE WE HAVE A LINK.